Posted on May 16th, 2012 in Funny SMS
There Are Two Choices
In Life:
Stay Single And Be Miserable
0r
Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . . =P =D
Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
A Man Found A LAMP In Market. He Rubbed It
It Blasted & Man Got Dead!
Moral:
“Kuch Cheezain Alladin Ki Nahi,
Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hain!” 
Moral In English :
“Few Things Not belong To ALLADIIN,
They Can Be Belong To Terrorist Too !”
Posted on May 05th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Private School Ke Bachay Zo Mein…
Hey Look Monkey is sleeping, Don’t disturb…
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Govt. School Ke Bachay
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Oye! Vekh Tera Peyo Sutta e…D
Posted on April 30th, 2012 in Funny SMS
People Smoke n Drink 4 Few Days
our us k aadi ho jaate hein
Look At me
I am Studying since last 15 years
English SMS,English Decent SMS,
Lekin Aadat Nai Hui
This is Called
SELF CONTROL….
Posted on April 27th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Thought Of The Night…/
Don’t Waste Time By Thinking About Your Past Or Future!
Better Kill Some Mosquitoes In That Time. So That U Can Sleep Better.. =P ;->
Posted on April 27th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money
From RAJNIKANT
And Refused To Pay Him Back….
That Was The Last Tym Anyone Saw Dinosaurs… =P
Posted on April 24th, 2012 in Funny SMS
CHUNTI Auto Me Bethi Or 1 Pair Bahir Rakha,
Driver: Mam Pair Andar Rkho?
CHUNTI: Nhi, Rasty Me HATHI Mily To LAAT Marni Hy
Kal Sala Aankh Maar K Gya Tha… ;->