There Are Two Choices
In Life:
Stay Single And Be Miserable
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Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . . =P =D
There Are Two Choices
In Life:
Stay Single And Be Miserable
0r
Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . . =P =D
A Man Found A LAMP In Market. He Rubbed It
It Blasted & Man Got Dead!
Moral:
“Kuch Cheezain Alladin Ki Nahi,
Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hain!”
Moral In English :
“Few Things Not belong To ALLADIIN,
They Can Be Belong To Terrorist Too !”
Private School Ke Bachay Zo Mein…
Hey Look Monkey is sleeping, Don’t disturb…
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Govt. School Ke Bachay
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Oye! Vekh Tera Peyo Sutta e…D
People Smoke n Drink 4 Few Days
our us k aadi ho jaate hein
Look At me
I am Studying since last 15 years
English SMS,English Decent SMS,
Lekin Aadat Nai Hui
This is Called
SELF CONTROL….
Thought Of The Night…/
Don’t Waste Time By Thinking About Your Past Or Future!
Better Kill Some Mosquitoes In That Time. So That U Can Sleep Better.. =P ;->
Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money
From RAJNIKANT
And Refused To Pay Him Back….
That Was The Last Tym Anyone Saw Dinosaurs… =P
CHUNTI Auto Me Bethi Or 1 Pair Bahir Rakha,
Driver: Mam Pair Andar Rkho?
CHUNTI: Nhi, Rasty Me HATHI Mily To LAAT Marni Hy
Kal Sala Aankh Maar K Gya Tha… ;->