English and Hindi always Contradict:

Eng: The sooner the better.
Hin: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..

Eng: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hin: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

Eng: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hin: Sabar ka fal meetha hota hai.

…and, the best one:

Eng: As wise as an owl.
Hin: Ullu ka pattha! =D

Scientists discovered that most women, at some point in their lives contain intelligent DNA.

Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out! >=) =D =))

Best slogan written on the toilet wall-

“Treat me well
And
Keep me clean
I’ll not tell anyone,
What i have seen”

Once RAJNI Sir got angry on his friend and told him not to show his face again
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Today that person is known as
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Bigg Boss!!!

Tears can sometimes be more special than
smiles..
For smiles can be given to any one..
but, tears are only shed for people we love…

Don’t Depress urself in any moment of life.
Live it with a face full of smile.
Why waste time crying when
U know U are here just for a while..:-)

“Definition of NOTHING”.
Time doesn’t wait for u or me,
Days pass & years change,
U miss ur loved ones,
U move away from ur close ones,
Ur life changes,
Friends change,
People change but ur heart has those precious moments
engraved in it whether u want it or not.
They r always there, making u happy at sad times& sad at happy times.
U think about those happy days then smile & when somebody asks the reason for ur smile,
U Just say.
“Nothing”

Ever imagined why our butt is split vertically ???

Because if it was split horizontally
it would clap when you run down the stairs…:D :p

Trust d person who can sense ur sadness in ur smile,
hear ur words in ur silence
&
feel ur luv in anger,
coz they r indeed ur true mate

Teacher: I LOVE U kis ne ijaad kia?

Boy: China ne!

Teacher: wo kese?

Q k Iski, na koi warranty hy na koi gurantee.
Chale to chand tak. Na chale, To sham tak.