Teacher:
“Translate Into English..
In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz..
Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar!”

Sardar:
‘Friendship With These Rains Is Not Good Faraz..
How Cheap Is Your Home, Behave Yourself!…

Sardar’s Wish : When I Die,
I Wanna Die Like My Grandpa
Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep
Not Screaming
Like All The Passengers In The
Car He Was Driving..

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children… =P ;->

MOTHER OF ALL PJ’S:
Interviewer:How Many Seconds In 1 Year?

Sardar:12 Seconds.

Int:How Did U Say?

Sardar:Ja-2nd,Feb-2nd,Mar-2nd, Aprl-2nd,May-2nd

Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!

ome1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

“Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo”

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

“O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->”