Eh chand te taare, chhange nahio lagde

Category: Punjabi SMS

Eh chand te taare, chhange nahio lagde,

Osde nit de laare, chhange nahio lagde,

Rabba sadde maa-peyo nu samjha,

Hun assi vi kuwaare, chhange nahio lagde

Aj ishq de tournament ander

Category: Punjabi SMS

Aj ishq de tournament
ander
Main pyaar de final
haar gya
Hui husan di batting
taiz bari
Hr chakka boundry
toon paar gya
Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich menu pyar
da bouncer maar gya
Kita catch ohne mera
dil yaaro
Main jitya match v
haar gya … ;->

Mere Ishq De Wich Mashook Na Ho Nahi Aj Tak Ghalat Nigah Keeti

Category: Punjabi Poetry SMS

Mere Ishq De Wich
Mashook Na Ho
Nahi Aj Tak Ghalat
Nigah Keeti

Teri Har Mulaqat Main
Aenj Keeti
Jivaa’n MOOSA Naal
KHUDA Keeti

Nahi Fark Keeta Teri
Pooja Wich
Nahi Khatria’n Di
Parwah Keeti

Ek Tenu “Rab” Nahi
Keh Sakda
Baaqi saari Rasam Ada
Keeti ..

(Bulleh Shah)

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey

Category: Punjabi Poetry SMS

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,

jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,
apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey

Banda Tharki Hai

Category: Funny SMS

A N0RMAL Hug Says: ” Thanks ”
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A TiGHT Hug Says: ” I NEED U ”
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A M0RE Then TiGHT Hug Says:-
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Banda Tharki Hai ,
Aur hi Kuch Chaahta Hai…

Qualities of Desi People

Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS

Qualities of Desi People:
:
1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam
ho jaaye to usme Pani
daalo ek baar aur use karlo
:
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use
karo jab taq usko pura
nichod naa loo
:
3. Ghar me showcase me China
Crockery ko sirf aur
sirf Guests k liye use karo
:
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi
nai, par Gold k rates ki
bahot chinta hai apne ko
:
5. TV k remote ko zor zor se
dabayenge, usse
thokenge, par usme nayi
batteries nai lagayenge
:
6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me
invite kiya ho to uss din,
din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki
waha party me jee
bhar k daba sake
:
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye
to usse night dress bana
lo, jab aur jaada purani ho
jaaye to use Holi me use
karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana
lo
:
8. Dominos waale se extra
Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli
maango taki usse baad me ghar
me use kar sake Aur
Sabse Important
..
9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad,
payment karne k baad
free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai

Gem of a saying by Bulle Shah

Category: Punjabi SMS

Gem of a saying by Bulle Shah…..

Us de naal Yaari kadi na rakhiyo jis nu apne te gurur hovey,

Maa baap Nu bura na Akhiyo, chahe lakh unhan da Qasur hovey Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo, chahe lakkh chehre te noor hovey,

Oh Bulliya dosti sirf uthe kariyo jithe dosti nibhawan da dastoor hovey…!!

Ek ladki mini skirt pahen kar

Category: Punjabi Poetry SMS

Ek ladki mini skirt pahen kar jiju k age jhuk kar kaha jiju zara dekhna to mere jhukne k bad meri panty dikh rahi hai kya ?? :s

Jiju kafi der gaur se dekhne k bad kaha dikh to nahi rahi magar pahen zarur lena :) :p :D =D =D =D

College me ladkio k kitne naam hte hai

Category: Funny SMS

College me ladkio k kitne naam hte hai??? :]Y

5

1 meri vaali
2 tri vaali
3 teri bhaabi
4 meri bhaabi
5 naiii pataa???/

Kamini saaali =D =)) :p =))

For Punjabis there are 3 KEYS to happiness

Category: Funny SMS

For Punjabis there are 3 KEYS to happiness:
1. WhisKEY
2. LadKEY
3. SaanuKEY …. =D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p