Banda Tharki Hai

Category: Funny SMS

A N0RMAL Hug Says: ” Thanks ”
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A TiGHT Hug Says: ” I NEED U ”
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A M0RE Then TiGHT Hug Says:-
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Banda Tharki Hai ,
Aur hi Kuch Chaahta Hai…

Qualities of Desi People

Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS

Qualities of Desi People:
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1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam
ho jaaye to usme Pani
daalo ek baar aur use karlo
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2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use
karo jab taq usko pura
nichod naa loo
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3. Ghar me showcase me China
Crockery ko sirf aur
sirf Guests k liye use karo
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4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi
nai, par Gold k rates ki
bahot chinta hai apne ko
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5. TV k remote ko zor zor se
dabayenge, usse
thokenge, par usme nayi
batteries nai lagayenge
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6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me
invite kiya ho to uss din,
din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki
waha party me jee
bhar k daba sake
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7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye
to usse night dress bana
lo, jab aur jaada purani ho
jaaye to use Holi me use
karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana
lo
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8. Dominos waale se extra
Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli
maango taki usse baad me ghar
me use kar sake Aur
Sabse Important
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9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad,
payment karne k baad
free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai

Gem of a saying by Bulle Shah

Category: Punjabi SMS

Gem of a saying by Bulle Shah…..

Us de naal Yaari kadi na rakhiyo jis nu apne te gurur hovey,

Maa baap Nu bura na Akhiyo, chahe lakh unhan da Qasur hovey Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo, chahe lakkh chehre te noor hovey,

Oh Bulliya dosti sirf uthe kariyo jithe dosti nibhawan da dastoor hovey…!!

Ek ladki mini skirt pahen kar

Category: Punjabi Poetry SMS

Ek ladki mini skirt pahen kar jiju k age jhuk kar kaha jiju zara dekhna to mere jhukne k bad meri panty dikh rahi hai kya ?? :s

Jiju kafi der gaur se dekhne k bad kaha dikh to nahi rahi magar pahen zarur lena :) :p :D =D =D =D

College me ladkio k kitne naam hte hai

Category: Funny SMS

College me ladkio k kitne naam hte hai??? :]Y

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1 meri vaali
2 tri vaali
3 teri bhaabi
4 meri bhaabi
5 naiii pataa???/

Kamini saaali =D =)) :p =))

For Punjabis there are 3 KEYS to happiness

Category: Funny SMS

For Punjabis there are 3 KEYS to happiness:
1. WhisKEY
2. LadKEY
3. SaanuKEY …. =D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p=D :p

Punjabi Dieting Plan

Category: Punjabi SMS

Punjabi Dieting Plan:

7:30am : 1 bread, half boiled egg

10am : 1 cup green Tea

12pm : half cup boiled chanay

1pm : 1 banana

5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar

7pm : 1 cup skim milk

9pm : Green Tea

10:00pm : Johnnie Walker
Yy
11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer, Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate Cake, Gulab Jamun!

Larkiyan Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save Krti h,Kuch Aise

Category: Funny SMS

Larkiyan Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save
Krti h,Kuch Aise:

1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu

Or Larke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch
Aise Save Krte hai:

1. bholu Halwai
2. Fatta Khana
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care..=DDDDDD

 

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi

Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS

Application to
the Headmaster
in Punjabi…!

Mastraa,
Guzaarish A vay k Mera hun collage aan nu dil nai krda,
Tusi kuriyan v alag kr ditiyan ne ty saadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khaass kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bacheyan nal.

Sady naal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.
J esstran v nai ho skda ty,
“kam waaliyan” e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
Tuaada faithfully,
“pappu Dukhi”
“ty sary sukhi”

Larkay Ne Paindo Larki Se Pocha: Facebook Use Karti Ho

Category: facebook SMS

Larkay Ne Paindo Larki Se Pocha: Facebook Use Karti Ho ??
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Larki: Nahi Mera Rang Wase E Chitta A.. :P