Larkiyan Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save Krti h,Kuch Aise

Category: Funny SMS

Larkiyan Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save
Krti h,Kuch Aise:

1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu

Or Larke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch
Aise Save Krte hai:

1. bholu Halwai
2. Fatta Khana
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care..=DDDDDD

 

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi

Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS

Application to
the Headmaster
in Punjabi…!

Mastraa,
Guzaarish A vay k Mera hun collage aan nu dil nai krda,
Tusi kuriyan v alag kr ditiyan ne ty saadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khaass kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bacheyan nal.

Sady naal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.
J esstran v nai ho skda ty,
“kam waaliyan” e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
Tuaada faithfully,
“pappu Dukhi”
“ty sary sukhi”

Larkay Ne Paindo Larki Se Pocha: Facebook Use Karti Ho

Category: facebook SMS

Larkay Ne Paindo Larki Se Pocha: Facebook Use Karti Ho ??
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Larki: Nahi Mera Rang Wase E Chitta A.. :P

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie

Category: Punjabi SMS

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna

Category: Punjabi SMS

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.

Category: Punjabi SMS

Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.
Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.
Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.
jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.

Tharki Crow…

Category: Punjabi SMS

Tharki Crow…

Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,

MORAL:
Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo… ;->

Ashaq Ne Chand Se Ik Din Kaha

Category: Punjabi SMS

Ashaq Ne Chand Se Ik Din Kaha,
Bta Mera Mehbob Kesa Hy?
Us Ne Kaha,

Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Nokr Nai

Te Doji Gal Ay
K Inni Doron Nazar Vi Kuj Ni Aanda.
Teji Gal Ay K Ayho Jai Beghairtian Zamen Tak Rakhia Karo Menu Na Wich Paya Karo

SMS kerna tere bas ki baat nahi aye dost

Category: Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS

SMS kerna tere bas ki baat nahi aye dost

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Garmyan AA gai hein

 

 

Rola shola pa k qulfiyan wechiya kar

 

 

Kulfi Khoye Malai Wali

Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita

Category: Punjabi SMS

Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita, asi piyar di sim vich chalyi hai, keetay card load tuwaday armana de, vich hijar di batteri payi hai, teri yaad de signal full aanden, per call kadi nayi aayi hai.