During Breakup..
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GIRL:”I got new BOYfriend , he isSmarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you..
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So give me my photo Back..:p
GIRLS Rock..:p
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BOY:”sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo’sand said:”I
forgot ur face Darling So please select your Photo Yourself and Send back the Remaining..:p :O
Boys Double Rock..:D

Sardar sees sexy girl in a bar & sends an expensive bottle of wine.
She sends a note : For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Merc, a million $ in your bank & 7 inches roaring dynamo inside your trousers.

Sardar wrote back : I have 2 Mercs, a Ferrari, a Bentley, over 20 Million $ in the bank, but just for that stupid pussy of yours, I am not ready to cut off the 5 extra inches off my dick.
MAY I HAVE MY BOTTLE BACK?
Singh is King!

Height Of Bossism !!

Employee : Sir, you called me?
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Boss : Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate .
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Employee (after few minutes):Ddone sir.
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Boss : Do it again.
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Employee done it again .
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Boss : Do it once more.
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Employee : Now I don’t have much stamina for it sir
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Boss : Very good. Now here’s the keys of my car .
Drop my daughter home

A boy’s eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd..
But..
A boy’s heart is slower than
Government bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves!

Height of insult
Boy :-you look like a barbie.
Girl :-*happily* you mean
beautiful&tall ?.
Boy : no, plastic & without brain..XD o_O

2 student raat mein padhte hue ..
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1st:kitne baje hai yaar ?
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2nd: ne patthar utha kar samne girls hostel me mara ..
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1 ladki ..nikli boli : kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai =D =) =p

“Living on the Earth is Expensive,
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But
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It also includes a Free Trip around the sun every year… :p

“Think different.!”;): )

Ek ladki ka dil sahi mayno me kab toot’ta h???
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Jab wo apne jaise print ka suit,
Mohalle ki jamadarni ko pehne dekhti hai :p … ;

Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?
Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him,

“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice, “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”

And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear,

“I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”