This one is an absolute killer.
Wife : dont u hv simple manners.. I m speakin for hours n U keep yawning every minute.
Husband : i m not yawning… M tryin to say something
Question in exam:- Define love and explain in details (16 marks)
MBA students ans-> ” love is life” (marks 1/2 out of 16)
Medical student ans-> ”love is pain ” (marks 1/2 out of 16)
Engineering students ans:-
DEFINITION:- A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can cause death of 1 or both depending upon resistance associated..!!
->TYPES: 1 side & 2 sides
->AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers but
nowadays can be found in any age
tension,daydreaming, insomnia, phone addiction…
diary, photos, mobile
anti-love therapy by father’s shoe or mother’s sandal (16/16 marks)
MORAL: don’t play with engineers they can do anything for 16 marks
Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement.
At the end, you ignore everything and click ‘I agree’.
Comment ‘Happy New Year’ on your crush’ Facebook status.
If she replies ‘Same to you.’
Then edit your comment to ‘I Love You.’
English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!!
Students : Ok Maam..!! (In Chorus)
Teacher: Baccha.. Name any one kind of Clause..!!
Baccha: Santa Clause..!! xD
Teacher : Hmmm..!! -__-
God bless you!
Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money?
Ans. ‘Sher’ Market. xD
Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu,
Arz kiya hai,
“Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Zara gaur farmaiyega,
Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Some songs give Cancer, ye mene ‘Exotic’ sunke jaan liya hai..!” xD
A man takes his seat at a fifa world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the Fifa world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
MAN: “that’s terrible, but couldn’t you have brought another family
member, friend or someone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at the funeral!” =))
This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all…….
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus. As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn’t got any. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT
Dear chocolate commercials,
No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions..