Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Police:
Hame Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hy,
Pata Chala Hy K Aap K Ghar Mai Koi Dehshat Gard Hy.
Husband:
Khabar To Pakki Hy,
Per Abhi WOH Maikay Gai Hui Hy….;->
Jo Mil Jaye Usi Ka Shukar Ada Kiya Karo
Zarori Nahi K Har Bachi Ka Lak 28 Our Weight 47 hi Ho
FIRDOOS AASHIQ AWAN ROTY HOY ASSEMBLY SE CHALI GAI
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Funny SMS
Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga….?
Socho Yaar….
Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)
Tags: Comedy SMS, Funny SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in English Funny SMS
If Time Doesn’t Wait For You,
Don’t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Tags: Comedy SMS, Funny SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Funny SMS
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA
AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt
bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny
AcHa kAm kIa ky
Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
Tags: Comedy SMS, Funny SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Funny SMS
Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latak’da Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->
Tags: Comedy SMS, Cool Funny SMS