Tamam Students ko Mukhlisana Mashwara diya jata hai

Category: Funny SMS

Tamam Students ko Mukhlisana Mashwara diya jata hai

k wo apne Results aane se pehle

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Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,

Chupa dein…! :-D

A Student Service Msg from
STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION

MY SWEET DREAMZ

Category: Friendship SMS
MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<…..

M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .

Category: Double Meaning SMS

M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .

Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,

Frnd: Kyun ???

Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa. =P =D

Mirchi muh ke alaawa aur kahan LAGTI hai ?

Category: Funny SMS

Mirchi muh ke alaawa aur kahan LAGTI hai ?

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Kheton mein pagal. Tumhara to dimag hi galat sochega.. :P

RIdDLE Of thE NIte.”

Category: Riddle SMS

RIdDLE Of thE NIte.”

Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?

RePLY MuST.. .

Meray dil meray musafir. Hova pher say hukam sadir.

Category: Urdu Poetry SMS

Meray dil meray musafir.
Hova pher say hukam sadir.
K watan badar hon hum tum.
Dain gali gali sadaain.
Karain rukh nagar nagar ka.
K soraagh koi pain.
Kisi yar-e-nama bar ka.
Har ik ajnabi say pochain.
Jo pata tha apnay gher ka.
Sar-e-koay-e-tashanayan.
Humain din say raat karna.
Kabi is say baat karna.
Kabi us say baat karna.
Tumhain kia kahoon k kia hai.
Shab-e-ghum bori bala hai.
Humain yah b tha ganeemat.
Jo koi shumar hota.
Humain kia bora tha marna.
Agar aik baar hota.

An interesting caption put above a wall clock

Category: Funny SMS

An interesting caption
put above a wall clock
in an Examination hall

“TIME WILL PASS …
…But
WILL YOU . . . ? ? ” =P ;)

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet :

Category: English Funny SMS

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet :

The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ….lolz!!!

Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend?

Category: Funny SMS

Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend?
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Introduce Her To Your Wife.

Life will be pleasant, If we are satisfied with

Category: Inspirational SMS

Life will be pleasant,

If we are satisfied with

What we have.

But will be more thrilling

If we make efforts to

Achieve what we desire