Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Toota Hua Chashma Pahan Ke Aaya

Category: Naughty SMS

Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Toota Hua Chashma Pahan Ke Aaya

Teacher Ne Usko Dekha Aur Ghabra Kar Pucha.

Madam: “Arey Kya Hua?”

Pappu: “Ji Main Apni Girl-Friend Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha”

Madam Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “To Fir Chashma Kaise Toot Gaya?”

Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Ji Usne Apni Taange Band Kar Li Thi“

Boys require 100% talent to get a job.

Category: Funny SMS

Boys require 100% talent to get a job.
But girls require only 4%
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Remaining
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Struggle bohot hai boys…
Padh lo

A Nun went to a Gynaecologist

Category: Naughty SMS

A Nun went to a Gynaecologist..
Dr: “Problem?”
Nun: “Something, is terribly wrong; I keep finding
postage stamps from Costa Rica, in my vag*na.”
Doctor checked and said:
“Those aren’t
Postage Stamps, dear – They’re the Stickers,
pasted on the Bananas: ‘imported from Costa
Rica’…..”. ??

Khuda to milta hai, Insaan hi nahin milta

Category: Urdu Poetry SMS

Khuda to milta hai, Insaan hi nahin milta,
Yeh cheez woh hai jo dekhi kahin kahin meine

Mohabbat Dhoondnay walon ko mil nahi sakti

Category: Urdu Poetry SMS

Mohabbat Dhoondnay walon ko mil nahi sakti.
Mohabbat baantnay walon… ko mila karti hai

If you made your Girl say Sorry

Category: Love SMS

If you made your Girl say Sorry,
you didn’t Win a Fight or an Argument.
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You won a Girl who Really Loves You

Log Ehsaas ki Rondi Hoe Galy’on Main Qateel

Category: Urdu Poetry SMS

Log Ehsaas ki Rondi Hoe Galy’on Main Qateel
Phaink Detay Hain Ta’aluq Ko Purana kr k.

The only person after our parents and teachers

Category: Funny SMS

The only person after our parents and teachers who keep motivating us is…

Bus conductor,

“chalo aage badho… bichme mat ruko…..!!!”

Dhoom-3 Deleted scene

Category: Bollywood SMS, Funny SMS

Dhoom-3 Deleted scene:
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In first scene John & Hrithik tell Amir :-
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“yaar Bindaas chori kar,
Ye Jai and Ali aajtak kisi ko nahi pakad paye hain”

Behind every successful love, there is a Friendship

Category: Friendship SMS

Behind every successful love, there is a Friendship.
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Behind every separated friendship, there is a love!