Response after sex
1) call girl; paise
2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do
3) padosan; fir kab aoge
4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna
5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..
Yash Chopra was explaining a
romantic scene about his New film:
Real Love is, when 2 people are so
close that they see the world together
in one direction…
Sunny Leone : .. Sorry to interrupt you
YASH Jee, but if I’m not wrong, U are
explaining the Doggy Style.. Right?
Soul mates are those one in a million people who have the perfect chemistry. They know what makes their partner cry and they know what makes their partner smile. They bring joy to each others life because they see the best in each other. They are each others voice and strength. They have immense faith in their relationship and they stand firmly together in the toughest of times
Baby camel: Mom, why do camels have humps?
Mom: son, we are desert animals, we need humps to
store water & we are known to survive without water.
Baby: Why our legs long & our feet rounded?
Mom: they are meant for walking in desert,
we can move around desert better than any1.
Baby: than Y our eyelashes long? As it bothers my sight..
Mom: son these r protective cover, they help to protect ur eyes from the desert sand & wind.
BABY: THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE IN THE ZOO ??
( if u think dat animals ko zoo me rakhna galat h , then frwrd it )
Ek faqeer tha.
Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya…
“Waah re Prabhu” Rehte kahan ho aur address
kahan ka dete ho..!
Signboard outside a pr0stitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy…
Ana Ke Mod Pe Bichdey To Humsafar Naa Mile
Hum Ek Shehr Mein Reh Kar bhi Umar Bhar Naa Mile
Honay Ka Ehsaas Dilana Parhta Hai
Apna Rasta Ap Banana Parhta Hai
Ghurbat Main Daanish Ki Batain Theek Nahi
Khaamoshi Sy Kaam Chalana Parhta Hai
Konsa Itna Mushkil Hia Mar Jana Bhi
Bus Thora Sa Zehan Banana Parhta Hai
Hijr~e~Musalsal Aur Musalsal Hijrat Bhi
Roz Mujy Samaan Uthana Parhta Hai
Yunhi Jungle Dil Ki Baat Nahi Karty
Pehly Unhain Dost Banana Parhta Hai
Chahay Rasta Jitna Ho Dushwaar Hasan
Shaam Ko Apny Ghar Tu Jana Parhta Hai
90% girls in faceb0ok say they are
90% b0ys in facebo0k say they are
Then who r liars……!?!! — !?!!!!