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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.