Conductor- bache ka ticket???
Rajasthani lady- iiko b ticket lage
Conductor – Ha Lage Hai…
Raj Lady: Arey… Magar… Yo to abhi
BOBLO Chuse hai..
Conductor: Arey BOBLO to iiko
hai, to uke b free me bithau k
Comment ‘Happy New Year’ on your crush’ Facebook status.
If she replies ‘Same to you.’
Then edit your comment to ‘I Love You.’
Phone on silent mode-
10 Missed call
Turns volume to loud -
Nobody calls all day
We all have that friend
Who’z not Really our Friend
English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!!
Students : Ok Maam..!! (In Chorus)
Teacher: Baccha.. Name any one kind of Clause..!!
Baccha: Santa Clause..!! xD
Teacher : Hmmm..!! -__-
God bless you!
Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money?
Ans. ‘Sher’ Market. xD
Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu,
Arz kiya hai,
“Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Zara gaur farmaiyega,
Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Some songs give Cancer, ye mene ‘Exotic’ sunke jaan liya hai..!” xD
!!! Shree Shree Alok Nath Ji !!!
1. When Alok Nath farts it smells like Aggarbatti XD
2. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.
3. When you type AlokNath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”
4. Alok Nath’s CAT exam center is Hanuman Mandir.
5. People cut cakes on their b’day, Alok Nath cuts Mathura Ke Pede.
6. Alok Nath distributes prasad after each level while he plays temple run.
7. Alok Nath’s idea of getting ‘high’ is by climbing Vaishno Devi
8. Salman Khan’s most sanskaari role was in ‘Baghban’. His name in the movie was ‘Alok’.
9. When Alok Nath was born there was already a tikka on his forehead…
10. While you have been reading this, Alok Nath has already done 10 kanyadaans… xD
11. Alok Nath follows traffic signals while playing GTA vice city.
!!! Shree Shree Alok Nath !!!!
Alok nath (angry mood) to his wife: “agar tu meri patni nhi hoti to ab tk tera kanyadan kar diya hota”.
Ye alok nath ji k sanskaar hi hai…jo unke ghar ka cooker bhi seeti nahi maarta..
Alok Nath’s BBM PIN: 5AN5K4R
In Hotel, Waiter: Sir normal water or mineral water?
Alok nath: GANGAJAL…
There are two kinds of people in the world
1. Alok Nath
2. His samdhis/samdhans
Sallu Bhai Movie debut with Alok Nath: “Maine Pyaar Kiya”.. After living a hard struggling bachelor life for so many years he finally realised his mistake and “Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya” released..
Once a guy said himself Bapu infront of alok nath and didn’t aasked for ashirvaad……
Today he is known as ASHARAM.
Alok nath is so sanskari instead of hair cut he always do mundan
Kapil dialogue :- baba ji ka thullu
Alok nath :- babuji ka kirtan
Alok nathji school se bunk maar kar. . . . . . . .mandir jate the. . .
Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal..
Bache cute hone chahiye,sanskari toh ALOK NATH bhi hai…??
Alok Nath abuses like Teri Maa Ka Jagratha & Teri Behen Ka Kanyadaan
Alok Nath itne sanskari hain ki uske hard disk mein ‘XXX’ naam folder mein bhajan ke videos hain.
Babuji is So sanskari.
Watches Victoria’s secret fashion show to select girls for kanyadaan
Alok nath’s fav dancer prabhu deva….
and ye to gazab hai…..
Alok naath strikes back….
” ab sala ye kaun keh raha hai ke alok nath subah uthkar khudke pair bhi choote hain…
A man takes his seat at a fifa world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.
MAN: “who would ever miss the Fifa world cup final?”
GUY: “that was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
MAN: “that’s terrible, but couldn’t you have brought another family
member, friend or someone else with you?”
GUY: “no…they are all at the funeral!” =))
This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all…….
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus. As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn’t got any. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT