There are two ways you can get through pain.
You can let it destroy you, or
you can use it as fuel to drive you.

If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.

Nokrani: Light chali gai
hai…
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Meera: tu Mother Light
jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i
mean Mom-Bati….!

Dad: What can you do for my daughter?
Boyfriend: I’d die for her!
Dad: I don’t like you..
Boyfriend: Why?
Dad: I’m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

Boys will be Boys

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Rob’s friends are very upset, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
“Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Last evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes and said ‘guess who’?”
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, “now you can do what ever you want.”
So here I am..!!

A girl was driving when she saw d flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail’s pace.
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Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt … !!!

Women !!! Women !!! Women !!!

Gf giving house directions 2 her Bf-
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“Come to the front gate of my apartment
where you drop me, look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on ur right.
hit 9 with ur ELBOW…..
get out of the lift u’ll find my flat on left….
hit the doorbell with ur ELBOW & I’ll get
the door 4u” .
Bf says- Dear that seems easy but
why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?
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Gf-”0MG! Are you coming empty
handed ???” .
Bf:- (speechless)

English and Hindi always Contradict:

Eng: The sooner the better.
Hin: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..

Eng: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hin: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..

Eng: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hin: Sabar ka fal meetha hota hai.

…and, the best one:

Eng: As wise as an owl.
Hin: Ullu ka pattha! =D

When the character of a man is
not clear to you,
look at his friends, you will find what
kind of person he is..

Toot jata he ghareebi me wo rishta jo khas hota he
Hazaro ”yaar” banty hen jub paisa pass hota he…