Bhabhi ne to jhand kar di.

Category: Naughty SMS

Bhabhi ne to jhand kar di.

Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Se Sex Kar Raha Tha To Uske Dost Ne Door-Bell Bajayi.

Aadmi Ne 5 Minute Baad Darwaza Khola.

Dost Ne Puchha: “Itni Der Kyun Lagi?”

Aadmi: “Hum Chatni Koot Rahe The”

Dost Shararat Se Dost Ki Biwi Ko Bola

Dost: “Bhabhi Ji, Humein Bhi Chatni Chata Do”

Bhabhi: “Maine To Bartan Dho Liya Hai, Dande Pe Lagi Hogi, Wahi Se Chaat Lo“

Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali

Category: Funny SMS

Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali..
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Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali..
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Gulaam bankar fas jaate hain
ishq k jaal
me..
Aur kehte ha, Maine LADKI FASALI

Bache ka ticket???

Category: Naughty SMS

Conductor- bache ka ticket???

Rajasthani lady- iiko b ticket lage
Hai K??

Conductor – Ha Lage Hai…

Raj Lady: Arey… Magar… Yo to abhi
bi maro
BOBLO Chuse hai..

Conductor: Arey BOBLO to iiko
baap
bhi chuse
hai, to uke b free me bithau k
baavri.?

Comment ‘Happy New Year’ on your crush’ Facebook status

Category: facebook SMS

Comment ‘Happy New Year’ on your crush’ Facebook status.

If she replies ‘Same to you.’

Then edit your comment to ‘I Love You.’

Phone on silent mode Fact

Category: Funny SMS

Fact :-
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Phone on silent mode-
10 Missed call
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Turns volume to loud -
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Nobody calls all day

We all have that friend

Category: Friendship SMS

We all have that friend

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Who’z not Really our Friend

English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!!

Category: English Funny SMS, Funny SMS

English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!!

Students : Ok Maam..!! (In Chorus)

Teacher: Baccha.. Name any one kind of Clause..!!

Baccha: Santa Clause..!! xD

Teacher : Hmmm..!! -__-
God bless you!

Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money?

Category: English Funny SMS, Funny SMS

Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money?
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Ans. ‘Sher’ Market. xD

Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu,
Arz kiya hai,
“Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Zara gaur farmaiyega,
Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,

Some songs give Cancer, ye mene ‘Exotic’ sunke jaan liya hai..!” xD

11 Best Jokes on Alok Nath Gee 2014

Category: Bollywood SMS, Funny SMS

!!! Shree Shree Alok Nath Ji !!!

1. When Alok Nath farts it smells like Aggarbatti XD

2. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar.

3. When you type AlokNath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”

4. Alok Nath’s CAT exam center is Hanuman Mandir.

5. People cut cakes on their b’day, Alok Nath cuts Mathura Ke Pede.

6. Alok Nath distributes prasad after each level while he plays temple run.

7. Alok Nath’s idea of getting ‘high’ is by climbing Vaishno Devi

8. Salman Khan’s most sanskaari role was in ‘Baghban’. His name in the movie was ‘Alok’.

9. When Alok Nath was born there was already a tikka on his forehead…

10. While you have been reading this, Alok Nath has already done 10 kanyadaans… xD

11. Alok Nath follows traffic signals while playing GTA vice city.

17 Funny Jokes on Alok Nath G

Category: Bollywood SMS, Funny SMS

!!! Shree Shree Alok Nath !!!!

Alok nath (angry mood) to his wife: “agar tu meri patni nhi hoti to ab tk tera kanyadan kar diya hota”.

Ye alok nath ji k sanskaar hi hai…jo unke ghar ka cooker bhi seeti nahi maarta..

Alok Nath’s BBM PIN: 5AN5K4R

In Hotel, Waiter: Sir normal water or mineral water?
Alok nath: GANGAJAL…

There are two kinds of people in the world
1. Alok Nath
2. His samdhis/samdhans

Sallu Bhai Movie debut with Alok Nath: “Maine Pyaar Kiya”.. After living a hard struggling bachelor life for so many years he finally realised his mistake and “Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya” released..

Once a guy said himself Bapu infront of alok nath and didn’t aasked for ashirvaad……
Today he is known as ASHARAM.

Alok nath is so sanskari instead of hair cut he always do mundan

Kapil dialogue :- baba ji ka thullu
and
Alok nath :- babuji ka kirtan

Alok nathji school se bunk maar kar. . . . . . . .mandir jate the. . .

Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal..

Bache cute hone chahiye,sanskari toh ALOK NATH bhi hai…??

Alok Nath abuses like Teri Maa Ka Jagratha & Teri Behen Ka Kanyadaan

Alok Nath itne sanskari hain ki uske hard disk mein ‘XXX’ naam folder mein bhajan ke videos hain.

Babuji is So sanskari.
Watches Victoria’s secret fashion show to select girls for kanyadaan

Alok nath’s fav dancer prabhu deva….

and ye to gazab hai…..

Alok naath strikes back….
” ab sala ye kaun keh raha hai ke alok nath subah uthkar khudke pair bhi choote hain…