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hAzrat-e-Ishq teri peeri ki qadar hAi warna …

Dil to kArta hAi tumhAi gAlioo’n mAi ghAseeta jAye :(

Q : What’s The Difference Between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s Tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother’s Tears “EFFECT Our HEART”
&
Girlfriend’s Tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”….XD :P

Tum . . . Tum Aur Sirf Tum. . .

Lo Khatam Hui Humari Dastaan… !!!

Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW

But When I Try Adding Someone,

It Says,
Do YOU KNOW HIM?

Isn’t It Height Of Non-Sense!

Girl- Which Laptop U Have?
Boy- I Have A Laptop With Intel I7 3.3ghz,
Windows7 64 Bit, 8gb Ram & Gtx560 Graphics.,
What About U?

Girl- I Have PINK 1… =P ;->

Always have a
positive attitude in life.
There is something positive
In every person.
Even a stopped watch is right
Twice a day

Do U Know Why Mr. BEAN Bought A Brown Cow???

2 Get Chocolate Milk!! :P

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