Sardar SMS

Once A Genius Sardar Wrote To Bill Gates:
Sir, I Have Some Questions To Ask U

1).The Letters On Keyboard R Not In Proper Order,
When Will The Corrected Version Be Released?

2).There Is A Start Button But No Stop Button?

3).We Have Used Ms-Word
When Will Mr.Word Be Released?

4).There Is No “Any Key” Button On The Keyboard
While Computer Frequently Asks For That To Press!

Finally, A Personal Question,

5). Why Is Your Name “Gates”
Even Though U Sell “Windows”

Yaar Ke Intezar Mein Dil Bekarrar Ho Jaye,
Unke Deedar Ki Ghadi Jaise Bahaar Ho Jaye.
Hamari Bhi Rab Se Yehi Dua Hai Doston,
Duniya Me Sab Ko Aise Hi Pyar Ho Jaye

Wish You Good Day

A Sardarji Went To A Std/Isd/Pco Shop And

Slapped The Operator Twice.

Guess Why ?

Bcoz There It Was Written
“Number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain”

Sardar Ne Bahut Sundar Ladki Dekhi
Or Dekhte Dekhte Sochata Rha
.
.
Sochata Raha
.
.
Or Sochata Raha ,
Ki Kaash Ye Meri Maa Hoti
To Me Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.

Sardar:
Why Are All These People Running?

Man:
This Is A Race,
The Winner Will Get The Cup.

Sardar:
If Only The Winner Will Get The Cup,
Why R Others Running?

Teacher:
“Translate Into English..
In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz..
Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar!”

Sardar:
‘Friendship With These Rains Is Not Good Faraz..
How Cheap Is Your Home, Behave Yourself!…

Santa- Mere Jamun K Ped K Niche
Gulab Ka Ped Kyu
Laga Rahe Ho?
Banta- Is Liye Ki
Dono Ped Milkar Hame
GULAAB JAAMUN
Denge… =P ;->

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