Posted on March 11th, 2012 in Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS
Santa- Mere Jamun K Ped K Niche
Gulab Ka Ped Kyu
Laga Rahe Ho?
Banta- Is Liye Ki
Dono Ped Milkar Hame
GULAAB JAAMUN
Denge… =P ;->
Santa Banta SMS
Posted on February 06th, 2012 in Santa Banta SMS
Santa As Conductor in Bus
Santa : Kithe jana a ??
American tourist: Anandpur
Santa usnu chaper marke
kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keh sakda.
Santa to second american:Tu kithe
jana a?
American darda darda bolya: Ji main Ludhiana
Sahib jana a.
Santa usnu chaper marke: na
othe tere peo ne shahidi diti c.
:p
Posted on February 06th, 2012 in Dirty SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“