Posted on May 01st, 2012 in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
English Teacher:
Btao ye Konsa Zamana Hy
Me Ro Raha Ho!
Tum Ro Rahe Ho!
Wo Ro Raha Hai!
Hum Ro Rahe Hein!
Student:
Sir, Ye to Zardari Ka Zamana Lag Raha Hy,,
Tags: urdu sms
Politics SMS
Jo Mil Jaye Usi Ka Shukar Ada Kiya Karo
Zarori Nahi K Har Bachi Ka Lak 28 Our Weight 47 hi Ho
FIRDOOS AASHIQ AWAN ROTY HOY ASSEMBLY SE CHALI GAI
Posted on April 24th, 2012 in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Pervaiz Elahi Ka Beta
Monas Elahi NICL Scandal
Mein 40 Crore Rs. Kama
Gaya”
“Gillani Ka Bara Beta Hajj
Scandal Aur Chota Beta
Drugs Scandal Mein Billions
Rs. Kama gaye”
“Nawaz Aur Shahbaz Shariff
Ki Aulaad Laptop Scandal
Mein Lakho’n Caroro’n Kama
Gaye”
“Be-Ghairat, Tu Kab Tak Baap
Ki Haraam Kamai Uraye Ga ???”
Zardari Ka Bilawal Se Sawal … =P =D
Tags: Pakistani SMS, urdu sms
Posted on April 21st, 2012 in Politics SMS
Hathi K Bache Ko Pair Main Zanjeer Daal K Paala Jata Hy
Wo Zanjir Torne Ki Kafi Din Koshish Krta Hy Lekin Himmat
Haar K Chhor Deta Hy. Jb Wo Barha Or Taqatwr Hojata Hy To
Wohi Zanjir Hoti Hy Jo Halki Koshish Se Toot Skti Hy, Magar
Hathi K Dimagh Me Wohi Hota Hy K Zanjir Nhi Totey Gi 0r
Wo Sari Zindgi Ghulam Reta Hy, Hamari Qaum Ki Tarha.
A Silent Msg For Our Elephant Nation.:-)
Bay Chaari ~ Abhi Bhi Wohi ~Ghulam Qom
Wali Soch Nahi Badal Rahi
Tags: urdu sms
Husband:
Lagta Hy Paros Mein
Bakra Zibah Ho Raha Hay
Hamen Gosht Milega.
Beewi:
Tum Apnay Kaan Saaf Karwao,
Un K TV Pe
“ALTAF Bhai”
Khitab Kr Rahay Hain!
Tags: urdu sms
Posted on April 18th, 2012 in Politics SMS
A Question,
In The Mind Of Every Pakistani,
To The Chief Justice:
Kiya Aap Ka Kaam Sirf Bars Se Khitab Karna Hae Or Headline Lagwana Hy??
Aaj Tak Kisi Case Ka Fysla Kiyun Nahi Aya?
Steel Mill
PIA
Railways
HBL
N
BOP Cases
NRO
Memogate
Mehrangate
LPG
NLC
Babar Contempt
Gilani Contempt
Rental Power
Shehbaz Sharif Case
Hajj Scandal
Karachi Killings.
All Cases Are Pending For Unknown Reasons.
The Nation Is Losing Hope In The Judiciary.
‘Justice Delayed Is Justice Denied’
For Ur Cars/Protocols U Can Do Anything.
Probably, U R More Dangerous Then Zardari.
Fwd It, Till It Reaches Chief Justice Of Pakistan.
Tags: English SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Politics SMS
Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,
Farq to parta hai,
“Geo Zardari” tu ein nirri bemari