According to Fair n lovely

Category: Funny SMS, Pashto Funny SMS

According to Fair n lovely,
the current Miss America
will remain unemployed and unmarried.

LanJa ManJa Yi, No Kasan Shta.

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

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(,”)/  AsaY Ma
<)(  WeL Che Ka Sa
/ \  LanJa ManJa Yi, No Kasan Shta.

Qudrati de stargi sary de laka Baz,

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Qudrati de stargi sary de laka Baz,
Malomizy mor sataly ye pa Naz,

Sa kasor rabandi por ka zera yara,
Hasi khamakha ta wali ye Naraz,

KhuDay kabar de 6 cha sa darta wayali,
Domra tez rabandi ter savy laka Jaz,,,

POLICE to Mujrim Saba ba de pa 5 baje sahar PHANSE kawo..

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

POLICE to Mujrim

Saba ba de pa 5 baje sahar PHANSE kawo..

Mujrim : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha-.

POLICE: Wale khande?

Mujrim : Za kho pa 8 baje passam..

Kala Naswar Aw Cigerrete’ona Ghwary

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Kala Naswar Aw Cigerrete’ona Ghwary
Kala Bia Chai Sara Cake’ona Ghwaray

Mazdoor Sarhy Yem Yara Sa Wakrhama
Che Rana Har Wakhti Note’ona Ghwaray

Akhir Ba Chargy Patawom Dilbara
Ta Khob Da Para Che Foam’ona Ghwaray

Ma Kho Cycle Hum Pa Qarzy Karhy De
Ta Kho Motor Aw Coach’ona Ghwaray

Janana Za Sa Thaikadar Kho Na Yem
Che Rana Har Wakht Message’ona Ghwaray

Paka Khudaya Dagha Swal Me Qabol Krhay

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Paka Khudaya Dagha Swal Me Qabol Krhay

Chere Khkuly Janan Bia rata Majbor Krhy

Che Ilaj Ye Tar Londona Kedi Na She

Lai Cancer Lai Zrha Bandi Nasoor Krhy

Che Pa Neemo Shpo Pa Kogo Bandi Garzege

Khudaya Paka 302 Ki Ye Mafroor Krhy

Che Ye Qadar De Zama Warta Maloom She

Chere Mayan Ye Zorawar Sarhi Pa Lor Krhay

Alogaan:40 Pyaaz:60 Tamatar:100

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Alogaan:40
Pyaaz:60
Tamatar:100
Kado:70
Tore:60
Gopi:45
rupe ser di.

Pa de Grana Graney ke za ta ta Msg kawam no poye sha che rabande garan yi.

Ma KhO Darta Wayel Sirf Da ShundO Na Ye Khwand Wakhla..

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Ma KhO Darta Wayel Sirf Da ShundO Na Ye Khwand Wakhla..

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Ta KhO Warla Sheikha Tola Zan’na Lamda Kare Da..

Yo Halak Plar Sara Pa Bazar K Rawan Wo

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Yo Halak Plar Sara Pa Bazar K Rawan Wo

Zowe:

Baba Mala Maltey Wakhla

Plar:

Da De Zay Ba Sa Maltey V,

Maltey KhO Da Karachai Waya

Lag Sat Pas,

Zowe:

Baba Mala Sewan Wakhla

Plar:

Da De Zay Ba Sa Sewan V,

Sewan Kho Da Karachai Waya!

Sahar Plar Zowe La Y:

Pasa SchOOl Ta Ba Ze,

Zowe:

Da De Zay Ba Sa SchOOl Ye SchOOl KhO Da Karachai Waya,

Plar:

Kha Ta Plar Ta Negh Shwe

Zowe:

Kena Mara Da De zay Ba Sa Plar Ye??

Plar KhO Da Karachai Waya..:-D

Yo Angrez Pukhtoon ta: Whats Your Name?

Category: Pashto Funny SMS

Yo Angrez Pukhtoon ta:

Whats Your Name?

Pukhtoon: Tuesday Garden.

Angrez: What?

Pukhtoon: Begherata MANGAL BAGH yema…