Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS, Pakistani SMS
Pakistan:
The Only Country Where Distance is Measured in Minutes or Hours..
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.Example:-
“Bas 5 Minute ka Raasta Hy … ” =P =D
Tags: urdu sms
Pakistani SMS
Posted on March 11th, 2012 in Funny SMS, Pakistani SMS
Zardari Bas Ab Bht Ho Gaya.
Tmne Petrol Mehenga Kia Hum Khamosh Rhe.
Bijli Mehengi Ki. Hum Khamosh Rhe.
Aata Or Chini Ka Bohran Peda Kia Hum Khamosh Rhe.
Doboul Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagai Hum Khamosh Rahe.
Lekin Aaj Baat Gutke Pe Agai He.
Ab Hum Khamosh Nh Bethenge.
Hum Is Government Ka Bycote Krte Hy…!
“GO ZARDARI GO
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) (> Haad Ho0
,/ \, Gai Yaar…!
Yar Moh Mein Gutka Nahi Hoga To Chup Kese Bethen Ge? =P
Tags: Urdu Joke SMS, urdu sms
Posted on February 21st, 2012 in Funny SMS, Pakistani SMS
Aik Adami Ne Gali Se Murghi Pakri Ghar Aya To dEKHA
Na Gas
Na Ata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Admi Wapis Murghi Ko Gali Mein Chor Aya
Murghi Baghte hoye hanste hoye zor zor se chilai
Jiyee Bhutoo
Jiyee Zardari
Jiyee PPP Kal Bhi Murghi Zinda Thi Aj bhi Murghi Zinda Hai…
Posted on February 11th, 2012 in Kiss Day SMS, Pakistani SMS
WHEN U KISS A British Girl
She Says Kiss Me Soft
When U Kiss A American Girl
She Says Kiss Me Hard
When U Kiss A PAKISTANI Girl
She Says “KISE NO DASI NA”‘
Tags: English SMS
Posted on January 28th, 2012 in Funny SMS, Pakistani SMS
Gilani: Ye Mulk Bekaar Mulk Hy. Yahan Ki Sarkain Purani. Buildings Purani. Log Jahil.
Is Mulk Ko Baich Day?
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Zardari: Dimagh Kharab Hogya Hy? Yahan Me Peda Hoa. Jawani Ka Zamana Yahan Guzara. B.b Se Shadi Yahan Ki. Yahan Ki Jail Ki Daal Roti Khai.
Or Tu Keh Raha Hy K Baich Day?
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Gillani: Wese Obama Ne 10 Billion Dollar Ki Offer Ki Thee.
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Zardari: Baich Day.
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M0ral:
Www.olx.com
Yahan Sub Bikta Hy.
:d:p
Tags: Comedy SMS, urdu sms
Posted on January 26th, 2012 in Funny SMS, Pakistani SMS
Teacher: Wo Kon Se Behan Bhai Heein Jinho Ne Pakistan Banane K Liye 24 Gante Mein Se 18 Gante Kaam Kiya?
Student: Muhammad Ali Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah
Teacher : Wo Kon Se Behan Bhai Hein Jo Pakistan Ko Badnaam Krne k Liye 18 Ghante Kaam Kr Rahe Hein
Student: ?
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Rehman Malik & Veena Malik.
Maah-e-Loadshedding Mubarak Hoooo 
Pakistan me LOAD SHEDDING ka
Chaand Nazar Aa gaya Hai 
Tags: Urdu Mazahiya SMS, urdu sms
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