Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Naughty SMS
DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..
WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
Naughty SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Naughty SMS
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,
Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.
Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola
“Kia Khayal Hai Madam
Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey
Posted on February 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS, Naughty SMS
Naughty Boy Class Mein Hans Raha Tha,
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Ek Ladki: Boli STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..??
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Naughty Boy : Tum Kon Ho?
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Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon.
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Naughty Boy : Hahahaha … Tera Zamana
Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai 
Posted on January 23rd, 2012 in Naughty SMS
Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,
Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,
Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yar….
Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai
Tags: Urdu Joke SMS, urdu sms
Posted on January 14th, 2012 in Naughty SMS
Girls put makeup, lots of creams, expensive perfumes and they make
the best hairstyle, finally guys look at them and say :
woooOoOOoww…!! Nice figure 
:p
Tags: English SMS
Posted on January 13th, 2012 in Naughty SMS
Fate z lyk gettin rape
if u cant fight , learn to njoy .
wrk z lyk grp sex , 10 ppl r behind ur ass to get ur place .
education is lyk hiring cl girl , it needs both money nd hard wrk .
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success z lyk masturbation ,
only ur own hand can achieve ………..
nw dis my defination 4 fuckin life 
Tags: Attitude SMS, English SMS
Posted on January 13th, 2012 in Naughty SMS
Two guys raped a Princess and were
brought before the king to be punished.
Then, The
King asked them to go and bring as
many fruits as they can..
Shortly after, the first rapist went and brought
15 Oranges.
Therefore, the king
ordered his guards to insert the
se 15 oranges into the rapist’s asshole..
the guy
screamed and cried while the guards were
inserting these oranges.
Suddenly he began to
laugh really loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing, pointing
ahead he replied .
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”Look at my
friend, he is bringing water melons.” :D
Tags: English SMS