Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Mr. Bean became a photographer and was focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
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Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Mr. Bean and Mrs. Been were fixing a bomb in a car.
Mrs. Been : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Mr. Been : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Mr. Bean sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
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Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Interviewer; What is your date of birth?
Mr. Bean; Nov 28.
Interviewer; Which year?
Mr. Bean; Oh You Idiot, Every year.
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Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Mr. Bean :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
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Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Mr. Bean was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Mr. Bean why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
Mr. Bean : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Posted on February 16th, 2012 in Mr. Bean Jokes SMS
Mr. Bean : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Mr. Bean : o WOW, what a car which starts with “T”, My Car Starts with Petrol.
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