Posted on April 21st, 2012 in Husband Wife SMS
Ek Admi Rat Apne Ghr Gaya,
Darwaze Pr Dustak Di
BV:
Kon
Aadmi:
Guddu Da Abba
BV:
Haye Me Mr Gayi,
Tey Fir Andr Kon Ey…
Tags: urdu sms
Husband Wife SMS
Husband:
Lagta Hy Paros Mein
Bakra Zibah Ho Raha Hay
Hamen Gosht Milega.
Beewi:
Tum Apnay Kaan Saaf Karwao,
Un K TV Pe
“ALTAF Bhai”
Khitab Kr Rahay Hain!
Tags: urdu sms
An Unfaithful Husband
Thinks Of Other Women
When He Sleeps With His Wife.
A Faithful Husband Thinks
Of His Wife When He Sleeps
With Other Women. . . =P =D
Posted on February 21st, 2012 in Husband Wife SMS
Posted on February 14th, 2012 in Husband Wife SMS
A Horror Story:
Husband kills His Unfaithful Wife while Their 5 year old Son was still Sleeping.. =(
The weird thing was that the Kid didn’t ask for His Mom even after 3 days She went missing !!!
Father:
Is there something U want to ask Me ??? !!
Kid:
I just wonder why Mom is always standing behind Ur Back..
Tags: English SMS
Posted on January 14th, 2012 in Comedy SMS, Husband Wife SMS
How to Make a Wife Happy ??
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It’s not so difficult
.Some Tips-
Be a -
1.Friend
2.Companion
3.Lover
4.Chef
5.Electrician
6.Carpenter
7.Plumber
8.Mechanic
9.Decorator
10.Stylist
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51.Driver
52.Psychologist
53.Pest exterminator
54.Psychiatrist
55.Healer
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102.Good Listener
103.Organizer
104.Good Father.
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AND WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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255.Give her compliments regularly
256.Take her for shopping
257.Be honest
258.Be very rich
259.Not stress her out
260.Not look at other girls
261.Remember birthdays & anniversary etc.
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So Easy na !!?
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How to keep Husband happy?
1) Leave Him Alone
Posted on January 13th, 2012 in Husband Wife SMS
My Husband Treats Me Like a Dog
“I say madam, why do you want to get a divorce?”
“My husband treats me like a dog”
“Does he mistreat you? Does he hit you”
“No, he wants me to be faithful to him”