Posted on May 19th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Ik Traf Wapda Te Ik traf Dengi….
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Koi Kapre Paan ni Dendaa…
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Koi Kapre Laan nai Denda 
Funny SMS
Posted on May 16th, 2012 in Funny SMS
There Are Two Choices
In Life:
Stay Single And Be Miserable
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Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . . =P =D
Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Police:
Hame Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hy,
Pata Chala Hy K Aap K Ghar Mai Koi Dehshat Gard Hy.
Husband:
Khabar To Pakki Hy,
Per Abhi WOH Maikay Gai Hui Hy….;->
Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Fluffy & Soft
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Creamy & Yellow .
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Gift Of Summer
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Your Mouth Watering ??
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Guess What Is It?
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Lizard.
Hahahahaha:
Tags: English Comedy SMS, English SMS
Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Teacher To Pappu:
Hamesha Attitude Rakho K Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Pappu Goes Home.
Pappu: Papa Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Papa: Beta Ye 100 Ruppay Le, Aur Chup Rehna.
Pappu: Mummy Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Mummy: Tu Ye 150 Ruppay Le, Chup Rehna Aur Kisi Se Kuch Mat Kehna.
Pappu (Naukar Se): Ramu Kaka Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Ramu Kaka: Tujhe Sub Pata Hai?
Pappu: Haan Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Ramu Kaka: To Phir Aa Mere Baitay,
Apne Baap K Galay Lag Ja
Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
A Man Found A LAMP In Market. He Rubbed It
It Blasted & Man Got Dead!
Moral:
“Kuch Cheezain Alladin Ki Nahi,
Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hain!”
Moral In English :
“Few Things Not belong To ALLADIIN,
They Can Be Belong To Terrorist Too !”
Posted on May 12th, 2012 in Funny SMS
Dear Girls…
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Talking Always In English Doesnt Make U A Hollywood Heroin….:P
Tags: English SMS