Amazing Funny Messages On Samsung Galaxy Grand 2

Category: English Funny SMS, Funny SMS

Earlier Girls Used Their Pallu Or Dupatta

To Hide Their Face
In An Unwanted Situation.

Well Now They Have Samsung Galaxy Grand 2

Remember When People Don’t Laugh at your jokes

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Remember When People Don’t Laugh at your jokes,
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then Assume that they are not up to your level of Humor

English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!!

Category: English Funny SMS, Funny SMS

English Teacher : Students..Today we will learn different types of Clauses..!!

Students : Ok Maam..!! (In Chorus)

Teacher: Baccha.. Name any one kind of Clause..!!

Baccha: Santa Clause..!! xD

Teacher : Hmmm..!! -__-
God bless you!

Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money?

Category: English Funny SMS, Funny SMS

Q. Where do all the ‘Shayars’ invest their money?
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Ans. ‘Sher’ Market. xD

Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu,
Arz kiya hai,
“Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Zara gaur farmaiyega,
Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,

Some songs give Cancer, ye mene ‘Exotic’ sunke jaan liya hai..!” xD

What is the best way to make a female friend

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What is the best way to make a female friend..?

Tell her I love u n she will say we are friends :D

7 complicated facts about Wome

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7 complicated facts about Women :

1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive clothes…
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have anything 2 wear…
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed beautifully…
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied…
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them…
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented…

Christopher Columbus was 41yrs

Category: English Funny SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Christopher Columbus was 41yrs old when he discovered America.. . .
And . . I was only 14yrs old when i discovered
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Naughty America

Feelings of a Married GirL

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Feelings of a Married GirL
(Dedicated To All Girls)

Here i Am siting in my Room at night

Thinking hard about life…

How it change from a careless university life

to strict in laws life.. ?

How tiny pocket money changed to

husband’s huge pocket full of salary..

But then why it gives less happiness ?

How a single plate of snacks with friends

changed to a remaining food of kids.

but then why there is less hunger ?

How a limited prepaid card changed

to postpaid package;

but then why there are less calls and sms?

How old computer changed in to laptop

but then why there is less time to put it on ?

Huh..

How a small bunch of friends changed to

mother-in-law, Brother-in-law,sister-in-law

but then why we r always feel loneliness ?

When I Was College Going Student , I Never Care About My Mom Dad N Now M Missing Them Like Hell..

“When You Will Get Married , Everything Will Gonna Change.. So Enjoy Each n Every Moment Of Your Life”

No Doubt Your Married Life Will Be Best But This One Is “AWESOME”

Another messenger to talk to d same people

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Whatsapp, wechat, line global, hike, viber, n now its BBM for Android n ios ……

Another messenger to talk to d same people.Its like buying 5 different flavor condoms 4 1 night even when u know tht 1 is enough.

Soldier: Sir we are surrounded by enemies on all sides..

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Soldier: Sir we are surrounded by enemies on all sides..
Major: Excellent we can attack in any direction!