English Funny SMS

I Finally Plucked Up The Courage To Ask A Girl Out But Because I Cant Handle Rejection I Gave Her Some Options
A) Yes
B) A
C) B … =P =D

Sometimes A Woman Just Needs
To Be Told That They Appreciated,
Loved & Beautiful.No Matter How Long Uve Been Married
Its Still Nice To Hear.

Thank u Pakistaniyo…
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From:
RICHARD BATES
(C.E.O Pogo Channel) =P

Steve Jobs Is Now Working With Super Genius Angels To Make An
“I-Wife”
Slim Design, Beauty With Brains And, Most Importantly, A Mute Button….!! =P ;->

The best part of being
S I N G L E is that

“YOU ALWAYS GET TO
BE RIGHT” .. =D

3 Monkeys Escaped From The Zoo…
One Was Caught Watching TV…
Another Playing Football…
And The Third One…
(Scroll Down For Answer)

No Its Not You…

Why Do U Always Think U R A Monkey?

Gf Giving House Directions 2 Her Bf-

“Come To The Front Gate Of My Apartment Where You Drop Me,
Look For Flat 9A,
You Ll Find A Lift On Ur Right.
Hit 9 With Ur ELBOW…..
Get Out Of The Lift U’ll Find My Flat On Left….
Hit The Doorbell Wid Ur ELBOW & I Ll Get The Door 4u”
Bf Says- Dear That Seems Easy But Why M I Hitting Buttons With My Elbows?
Gf-”OH! Sorry, That Mean You Coming Empty Handed ???” %-)
BF: (Speechless) :/ :D

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