How come people tell you to stay a kid

Category: English Funny SMS

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .

What is Love???

Category: English Funny SMS

What is Love???

The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet :

Category: English Funny SMS

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet :

The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ….lolz!!!

Son:- Dad Good New

Category: Comedy SMS, English Funny SMS

Son:- Dad Good New.
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Dad:- What ?
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Son:- Do you Remember That You Said : I Will Give You 5000 $
If I Passed In Exam
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Father:- Yes :)
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Son:- You Saved 5000 $

A black african girl got a pair of wings 4m GOD

Category: English Funny SMS

A black african girl got a pair of wings 4m GOD
Gal(happily)-wow!
God kya ab me PARI ban gyi hu?
God-nai re pagli tu chamgadad ban gyi he

Only About 5% Of People Use Facebook

Category: English Funny SMS, facebook SMS

Only About 5% Of People Use Facebook
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The Rest Misuse It … =P

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent

Category: English Funny SMS

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->

Behind Every Successful Man There Is A WOMAN…

Category: English Funny SMS

Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN…
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So, Dont Try N Waste Time

To Gain SUCCESS

Just Find A WOMAN..

I Wish There Was A ‘Machine’

Category: English Funny SMS

I Wish
There Was A ‘Machine’
That Could ‘Freeze’ Things
As Fast As
A ‘Microwave’ Can Heat Things… ;->

Dating Your ‘Ex’ Again Is Like Buying Your Clothes

Category: English Funny SMS

Dating Your ‘Ex’ Again
Is Like Buying Your Clothes
Back From Goodwill.
There’s A Reason
You Got Rid 0f Them In The
First Place. . . =P =D