Posted on May 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS, Funny SMS
Friend: Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kiya Keh Ke Bulate Hou?
Husband: Google!
Friend: Aisa Kiyn?
Husband: Sawal Aik Karo Jawab 50 Milte Hain!
Comedy SMS
Jo Mil Jaye Usi Ka Shukar Ada Kiya Karo
Zarori Nahi K Har Bachi Ka Lak 28 Our Weight 47 hi Ho
FIRDOOS AASHIQ AWAN ROTY HOY ASSEMBLY SE CHALI GAI
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS
Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?
Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Tags: Comedy SMS, Funny SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
Tags: Comedy SMS, Joke SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS, Quiz SMS
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
Tags: Comedy SMS, Funny SMS
Posted on March 01st, 2012 in Comedy SMS
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Ur Classmates Came
2gether On Time.
Student: Sir,
Sheeps Always
Come Together.
But Lion Always Comes ALONE