Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di

Category: Funny SMS

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,,
Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke
Mein Apni Zindagi,,
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“Shan” Aur “Shoukat” Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!! =P

Clever Girl+Fool Boy= Pocket Empty

Category: Funny SMS

Clever Girl+Fool Boy= Pocket Empty
Fool Girl+Clever Boy= Pregnancy
MORAL- Situation Koi Bhi Ho Pet Larkion Ka He Bharta Hai… =P ;->

In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!

Category: Funny SMS

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class
Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

“How Many Students R Der In Ur Class???

He Replied:
“32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me”:-D

Latest 7 Wonders Of Pakistan

Category: Funny SMS

Latest 7 Wonders Of Pakistan:
7: Veena Malik
6: Meera
5: Sahir Lodhi
4: Rehman Malik
3: PM Gilani
2: Bhutto khandan Ka kutta.
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1: Tuk_Tuk Tuk_Tuk (han wohi wohi) =P ;->

Agr Tum Us Waqt Muskura Skty Ho Jb Tum Poori Terha Se Toot Chuky Hoty Ho

Category: Funny SMS

Agr Tum Us Waqt Muskura Skty Ho Jb Tum Poori Terha Se Toot Chuky Hoty Ho,
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To Yaqeen Jano Tawady To Wadi Film Koi Nai… =P

What Do Ducks Say? Quack Quack

Category: Funny SMS

What Do Ducks Say?
Quack Quack
What Do Cats Say?
Meow Meow
What Do Dog Say?
Bow Bow
What Do Bitches Say?
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Baby I Swear He Was Just A Friend…. =Pp ;->

Pogo Effects

Category: Funny SMS

Pogo Effects…
Sir: What Is It That Girls Have Round In Shape On Both Left & Right Side,
Differs In Sizes From Woman To Woman, Starts With B, Ends Wth S ?
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Me : It’s Bangles….. ;->
Tu Dekhta Reh Pogo Larkey… =P

Girl- Which Laptop U Have

Category: Funny SMS, Uncategorized SMS

Girl- Which Laptop U Have?
Boy- I Have A Laptop With Intel I7 3.3ghz,
Windows7 64 Bit, 8gb Ram & Gtx560 Graphics.,
What About U?

Girl- I Have PINK 1… =P ;->

Agr Muje Pata Hota

Category: Funny SMS

Agr Muje Pata Hota
Ke Aap PAKISTAN Ko Meri Tarha Har Jaga Badnaam Karen Ge To Main Aap Se Shadi Kr Leti:-*
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Veena Malik Ki MISBAH Se Izhar E Taziyat

True Fact Of Love

Category: Love SMS

True Fact Of Love:-

If Sum1 In Your Life Makes You To Forget Your Past …That Sum1 Is Probably Your Future … =]